BOONE COUNTY – Audrey Ranch, 62 have been arrested after she hurts her son’s pit bull and bit off the dogs’ test*cle
A neighbor and a witness said:
The dog’s name is Pedro, this crazy lady just bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard, Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out.
Realizing the police had been called and knowing she had time to hide (it is a 35 minute drive to her house), Mrs. Ranch dug a hole to bury the dog.
Officers from the Boone County Sheriff’s Office arrived, unburied Ranch and arrested her without incident.
Ranch explained her actions to police: “My son ate all the meat and I had warned him if he ate all the meat, I’d eat his dog.”
The dog underwent emergency surgery and is expected to make a full recovery. Ranch is facing charges of aggravated animal cruelty.