BREAKING : Druglord Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman Arrested

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“Catchin’ a mexican on the run at Chipotle is about as dumb as Osama Bin Laden sitting first class at the airport” Said the arresting officer on the scene while apprehended Mexican drug lord El Chapo.

After his last escape, in 2001 in a laundry cart, he eluded authorities for more than a dozen years. But in 2014, when he was arrested in a hotel in the Pacific beach town of Mazatlan, in his home state of Sinaloa, it seemed his influence had its limits.

Security cameras in the maximum security Altiplano federal prison recorded Guzman approaching a shower area and since then Guzman was not seen until now.

El Chapo was arrested while ordering a ‘Double Steak Burrito Bowl’ with extra guac to which the drug lord tipped the waitress a dirty hundred dollar bill according to witnesses.

“I just thought he was another Mexican who worked on the construction team who’s building our new drive thru system. Thought nothing else of it” – Cashier

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El Chapo will be sent back to jail where he will have another 10 plus years added on top of the life sentence he already faces for selling dope, murdering, and over populating Home Depot parking lots.

Urban Entertainment