Ciroc Apple Recalled After Testing Positive for Drug

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WHEN I DRINK CIROC THE MOST THAT USUALLY HAPPENS IS A HANGOVER OR MESS AROUND F**K AN UGLY B**CH OR TWO, BUT NOT TEST POSITIVE FOR COCO” — said Jarrod Cumsling about his experience drinking Diddy’s Ciroc Vodka.

Numerous consumers have blamed the popular vodka’s new flavor Ciroc Apple as the reason for them being fired form jobs. Over 300 incidents reported so far.

“ONE WEEKEND I WAS TURNING UP AT THE CLUB AND BY MONDAY MORNING I WAS FIRED AND BEING ARRESTED ON THE JOB FOR COCAINE ABUSE” – MR. CUMSLING

Jarrod plans to file a class action suit and wants all the real ni**as of America that drink Ciroc to link up with him so y’all can all get this money.

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