This tough decision was made after 78 of netflix 2,000 employees failed to come in to work after a Orange is the new black watch party.
22 of those 78 called in saying with various excuses, with one Netflix employing saying….
“I had learned a lot since arriving in prison ﬁve months ago: how to clean house using maxipads, how to wire a light ﬁxture, when to curse someone in Spanish, knowing the difference between “feelin’ it” and “feelin’ some kinda way” the fastest way to calculate someone’s good time, how to spot a commissary ho a mile away, and how to tell which guards were players and which guards were noth-in’ nice. I even mastered a recipe from the prison’s culinary canon: cheesecake.
Time is very important and something we can’t get back once its gone, we feel that people are missing spending time with their families because if the show” – M.Scott
All this was said by our own president of marketing which is a man, it was at this point we realized that this show was more than just a show, it had become a drug, once we realized that our employees stared to sale their passwords for hundreds of dollars and started telling their supervisors…
“I’m not coming in today because woke up in such a good mood this morning after watching the new season last night that I didn’t want any of you or any other bum ruining that for me today” -R. Bates