Donald Trump, Like Adolf Hitler, Suffers From Micropenis Syndrome


VIRGINIA – Presidential candidate Donald Trump shares many of the same beliefs as the ruthless Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler, and now, a leaked medical document suggest they also had one more thing in common they both suffered from “Micropenis Syndrome”, which officials say, could explain Donald Trumps’ hatred for people.

During the presidential Debate, candidates Donald Trump and Marco Rubio switched things up a bit by debating the size of their “Manhood”. Rubio, who was apparently annoyed with Donald Trumps’ constant teasing of his short stature, decided to retaliate by saying…

“He’s always calling me ‘Little Marco,’ … and I’ll admit he’s taller than me, he’s 6-foot-2, which is why I don’t understand why he has hands the size of someone who’s 5-foot-2….. Have you seen his hands? You know what they say about men with small hands”— Clearly referring to Trumps’ manhood size.


Thursday nights debate also saw the return of the “Small hands, small pen*s” argument, with Donald Trump saying “he referred to my hands — ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. ”

Although Trump affirming there is no problem with his manhood size, sources say Donald Trump has been suffering from Micropenis syndrome since he was a child, the same syndrome Nazi dictator Adolf Hitlee suffered from, which draws even more comparisons between the two men.

And just in case everyone had missed what Trump was trying to say, the billionaire tycoon compared hand size with a reporter in the green room after the debate.

“Lemme see your hands — see?” Trump said. “I have good-sized hands, and they say very beautiful.”

It’s “yuge” — or at least that’s what Donald Trump wants you to believe.

Will the size of Donald Trumps manhood negatively affect his campaign? Or will the Hitler comparisons affect his campaign? We’ll have to wait and see.

Urban Entertainment