TENNESSEE – A man has been hospitalized after his wife stabbed him in the genitals after mistaking his manhood for a snake in the bed.
According to report, Mr. David Thompson, 31, called 911 pleading for his life after he says his wife assaulted him with a pocket knife, but according to his wife, Nicole Thompson, 42, it was all a big misunderstanding.
“Ya see here, we got critters all through these parts,” said Nicole Thompson in her recorded confession. “So when I felt this wiggly wiggly all about my leg, I got scared and grabbed that there pocket knife. I didn’t know… I swear to dear Jesus I didn’t know.” Thompson goes on to tell her story of innocence, but her husband tells a much different story of the events.
“That b*tch is crazy and I’m pressing charges,” said David Thompson. “That there heffer cussed me out when I got home accusing me of sleeping with Ms. Suzie down the tracks. I told her to shut the f*ck up and I went to bed. The next thing you know she stabbin’ my junk like she was tenderizin’ a steak.”
David Thompson was rushed to a local hospital for treatment of more than six stab wounds, sadly, his “Manhood” had to be removed. Nicole Thompson was arrested and taken to the county jail where she is being booked on several serious charges and is being held with no bail.
She has previous arrests for marijuana possession. If convicted of aggravated battery, she could face up to 15 years in prison.