Why You Should Take Her Swimming Before Making a Commitment

This day and age with Instagram filters, Photoshop and 2 for 1 deals on make up at Ulta girls can look like any bad chick she seen on Instagram and there ain’t a damn thing your Gatorade thirsty ass can do about it but take her swimming on the first date to see her for who she really is and fawwwwwk your feelings, because it’s not what’s on the inside that counts.
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A little make up is cool, but when I leave the club with a dime and wake up to a penny. I’m going to want change!


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This girl was part of an experiment where they made 53 p*rn stars remove their make up and I have to say without make up on I wouldn’t even let her upload a video.

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This is a case of lightskin vs darkskin because you’re not going to sit here and tell me she ain’t Alicia Keys bright in the before picture and Sanaa Lathan brown in the after.


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The only real excuse for transforming your face with make up is if you’re in a relationship with an Ike Turner type man and you don’t want to walk around looking like a Racoon, but I give her two thumbs down for looking like a domestic abuse victim on the left and Kelly Rowland on the right.


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They say a smile is worth a thousand words, but hers is only saying two “help me!”. Make up may get her in the game, but once he crack a joke and she laugh. He throwing in the white flag. I personally think make up of this caliber should be ILLEGAL. I should be able to prosecute you in a court of law for the trickery. What are your thoughts on women wearing this amount of make up? Let me know int the comments below: Images Via: No Way Girl

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