Well, the Rock has ruined his life’s work of fitness after taking the first step to what looks like a probable mid-life crisis and the ultimate decline of his physique.
Yes – he ate some candy.
Dwayne Johnson hasn’t eaten a single piece of candy since way back in 1989, almost 30 years ago.
You don’t get the sculpted Adonis abs and biceps of The Rock by stuffing your gullet full of hot dogs and Big Macs, but even for Dwayne, going almost 30 years without a sweet is utterly mind-boggling.
In case you don’t think 27 years is a long enough time without candy, remind yourself that back in 1989 there was no such thing as texting, Internet, or Kylie Jenner (thank f*ck).
Rock did seem to enjoy himself and I think it’s only right to say that he deserves it.
