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Transspecies Man Abandons Family To Live Naked In The Forest As A Squirrel

A man who describes himself as an “animal stuck inside a human body” has decided to abandon his wife and... Read more

ALABAMA | A homosexual man has decided to become straight after he allegedly had terrifying visions of Hell after a... Read more

A 17-year-old boy is being hospitalized after his girlfriend almost accidentally severed his penis while giving him a BJ. Jayden... Read more

Delhi, INDIA | A man has been arrested for sexually molesting a cow claims the animal is, in fact, the... Read more

A mailman of the U.S. Postal Services was arrested this morning by the NYPD on charges of stealing and eating... Read more

An environmental activist was almost killed yesterday in the Indian Ocean after the great white shark he was trying... Read more

Kurdish fighters has liberated a group of farms near the city of Al-Tabni in Syria Yesterday and claims to have... Read more

A nurse working at a sperm bank in Virginia was arrested after she fell pregnant from a stolen vial of... Read more

A California teen has died from an infection from rabies after he was bitten by a wild bat he was... Read more