MAN WITH DIARRHEA RAMMED TRUCK INTO CONVENIENT STORE BECAUSE HE BADLY NEEDED ROLL OF TOILET PAPER An Arizona resident intentionally rammed his pickup truck into a Tucson storefront last week during a burglary, police said. Mark Hammel,... Read more
WOMAN TELLS JUDGE SHE AVOIDED $14,700 IN SPEEDING TICKETS BY PERFORMING ORAL SEX A New York City resident told a judge she avoided $14,700 in speeding tickets by performing oral sex on several... Read more
PETA ACTIVIST CLAIMS SHE SUCCESSFULLY IMPREGNATED HERSELF WITH ENDANGERED GORILLA SEMEN TO PRESERVE SPECIES A San Diego PETA activist claims that she has successfully impregnated herself with the semen of a gorilla with the... Read more
TEEN ARRESTED FOR BREAKING INTO HAIR SALON AND GIVING HIMSELF A HAIRCUT An 18-year-old man was arrested this week after allegedly breaking and entering in a Denver hair salon to give himself... Read more
WOMAN ARRESTED FOR FORCING HER BOYFRIEND TO EAT THE HAMSTER HE GAVE HER FOR VALENTINE’S DAY A man who chose to offer a hamster to his girlfriend for Valentine’s Day paid a heavy price for his... Read more
PLANE THAT DISAPPEARED IN BERMUDA TRIANGLE IN 1945 LANDS IN FLORIDA One of a group of five Grumman TBM Avenger torpedo bombers that disappeared over the Bermuda Triangle on December 5, 1945, mysteriously reappeared this morning at the... Read more
JUDGE ORDERS BROTHERS TO TAKE PATERNITY TEST AFTER SISTER SUES FOR CHILD SUPPORT A Mississippi judge has ordered two brothers to take paternity tests to uncover which of them is the father of... Read more
MAN SUES DOCTOR FOR AFTER NOT BEING TOLD HIS PROSTATE EXAM WAS BEING DOCUMENTED FOR NETFLIX SPECIAL A Wisconsin man whose prostate exam was filmed unbeknownst to him and made part of a Netflix documentary series is... Read more
CANNIBAL DEATH ROW INMATE IS DENIED HIS DEMAND FOR A HUMAN MEAT AS HIS LAST MEAL A man condemned in 2007 for killing and eating 13 people and set to be executed by lethal injection this... Read more