MAN HOSPITALIZED AFTER HE BELIEVED EATING TOILET PAPER COULD CURE HIM FROM CORONAVIRUS A Mississippi man who believed that eating toilet paper could prevent him from contracting the coronavirus has been hospitalized. Jeremy... Read more
HUNDREDS OF CUSTOMERS FIGHT OVER TOILET PAPER IN A WALMART STORE A frenetic stampede in a Colombus Walmart store has left three people trampled to death and hundreds of injured after... Read more
SAUDI CROWN PRINCE KEPT EMBALMED HEADS OF JOURNALISTS AS HUNTING TROPHIES A new book on Mohammed bin Salman describes the Saudi crown prince’s rise to power and lavish lifestyle. The book... Read more
A COUPLE OF “VIRUS RIGHTS” ACTIVISTS VOLUNTARILY CATCHES CORONAVIRUS TO SAVE IT FROM W.H.O. An American couple militating for “the right of viruses to live” traveled to China, South Korea, Iran, and Italy before... Read more
MAN SUES HIS MOTHER FOR BREASTFEEDING HIM UNTIL AGE 21 A 23-year-old man from Florida has launched a $350,000 civil lawsuit against his own mother whom he blames for his... Read more
HAWAIIAN TRIBE CHIEFTAIN CLAIMS ONLY WAY TO STOP CORONA VIRUS IS TO ‘SACRIFICE VIRGINS TO VOLCANO GOD’ A Hawaiian tribe chieftain believes he has found a way to control the Corona Virus outbreak. Chief Garry Ahulua of... Read more
SMITHSONIAN EMPLOYEE ACCUSED OF STEALING DOZENS OF MUMMY PARTS An employee of the famous Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History was arrested this morning and accused of stealing at... Read more
SAME-SEX PARENTS IN COURT BATTLE AFTER STATE REFUSES TO PAY FOR SEX CHANGE OF THREE-MONTH-OLD BABY A same-sex couple is suing the state of South Carolina for refusing to pay for the gender reassignment surgery of... Read more
FBI STING SHUTS DOWN BROTHEL OPERATING IN FUNERAL HOME Federal prosecutors have indicted twenty-two people on sex-trafficking charges last week after an FBI sting identified a funeral home running... Read more