MAN NEARLY BEATS FRIEND TO DEATH FOR HAVING SEX WITH HIS SEX DOLL

PORTLAND – A Portland man has been arrested after, according to police, “beating the living sh*t out of” his friend for allegedly sleeping with his sex doll.

Mark Len, 23, was arrested for nearly beating his friend to death after he found him sleeping with his sex doll. According to police, Mark was out of town for 2 days and left his friend Noah in charge of his dog.

However after returning home, Mark found Noah in his bed having sex with his sex doll, at which point Mark began beating up Noah.

“We found the guy f*cked up”, said Officer Patrick Peterson, “If i didn’t know i would’ve thought Mike Tyson beat his ass”. He was then taken to a local hospital where he is being treated in serious condition,

Mark later told authorities the sex doll was his soulmate and he intended to marry her. Mark and his sex doll have since split. Mark may is being charged with aggravated assault.

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