CA | A San Francisco man intentionally broke his probation by sticking his penis in a police car gas tank this week hoping to be sent back to jail because he enjoyed “prison sex.”
Anthony Edwards, 44, who was already on probation at the time of the arrest, was held for bail and shipped off to San Francisco County Jail.
Edwards apparently told the judge this week that he enjoyed prison life, especially the prison sex, even describing it as a “fabulous sexual experience.”
“Oh my god, it was like I’d died and gone to heaven! I’ve never had so much sex. I was very popular and I loved it!” he told judge Stephany J. Andrews.
Judge Andrews also asked him how he partook in sexual interactions with other inmates.
“They would just tap me on the shoulder, not say a word, pull their cock out, I’d suck them off, and that was it – out the door again. Never said a word!” he told a shocked audience in court.
Considering Anthony Edwards’s strong sex drive and obsessive sexual behavior, the judge proposed the defendant be sent to a sex addiction rehab program, a proposal Edwards vehemently refused.
“I was living like a doctor in prison. Everyone was showering me with gifts. I had tobacco, drugs, sex. Anything I need I can get there,” he told Judge Andrews.
“I could never hook up with a straight guy outside of jail, but inside, it’s like another world where everything is possible,” he said in court.
“Outside, I’m a nobody, but inside, I’m a rock star” he added, leaving the judge visibly discouraged.
Andrews pleaded guilty to thirteen charges of indecent exposure, obscenity, lewd conduct involving sexual solicitation of a police officer and was sentenced Monday to ten years and a $350,000 fine.
California Penal Code 314 PC prohibits the sex crime of indecent exposure as willfully exposing your genitals to someone else, motivated by a desire to sexually gratify yourself or offend the other person.
