Man Divorces Husband on Wedding Night Because of His “INCH-LONG PENIS”

A gay couple has filed for divorce only hours after wedding night after panicking over the smaller than average size penis of his new partner.

26 year old Ken Spencer, filed for a divorce with Tyron Smith, 28, only four hours into their wedding night after realizing his partner had lied to him about his “inch-long” penis.

The newlyweds who had waited until marriage to partake in any sexual relationship, visibly had a traumatizing experience during their first night as a married couple.

“Like, I’m not racist or anything, but the fucking dude’s black. I mean, he should at least have a decent size pecker,” he told reporters.

“It’s short, stumpy and crooked. It leans on the right at a 45-degree angle, then curves back to the left. It’s definitely the grossest thing I’ve ever seen,” he explained.

“I wouldn’t even put that thing in my mouth if the guy gave me a twenty,” he added, visibly disgusted.

Divorce attorney Kevin Goldstein claims that his client was lied to about the unusually small sized genitalia of his partner who had never told him that he had an “inch-long” penis.

Ken Spencer is also suing his former partner for the $30,000 wedding costs and a canceled $5,000 honeymoon trip to Hawaii.

“He lied to me about the size of his dick when he knew size mattered a lot to me,” he told reporters.

“I still have about 30 of his dick pics he sent to me on my cell phone. They are clearly not his. I’m keeping them as evidence for the judge,” he explained.

“I’m glad to say that no penetration occurred. As soon as he spread out his legs and showed me his thingy, I dashed out of the room and never looked back,” he added, visibly relieved.

In many states, the fraudulent conduct of one spouse may provide grounds for divorce. The definition of fraud in the context of divorce law equates to one spouse “grossly misrepresenting issues so important that the other spouse would not have married him had she known the truth.”


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