Kevin Gates Has Been Banging His Own Cousin

BATON ROUGE – After admitting to having s*xual relations with his own cousin, Kevin Gates has reportedly impregnated his cousin.

He was dating his cousin for two years and didn’t even know it! Until realizing that it was his own cousin a few days ago, Gates says he probably will not stop because “there’s nothing wrong with it.”

Well we sure know Gates is true to his word as his cousin is now pregnant, according to a pregnancy test done yesterday. Kevin Gates had something to say about the situation: “We all have that cousin that look fine as hell, and in our minds, we all all say “damn I wish she or he wasn’t my cousin” but I’m one of the only brave n*ggas to not give a f*ck and give that a*s a good thrashin even if she my cousin. If you ain’t hittin your cousin and she fine, you gay, sh*t, even if your momma fine and you aint hittin, you gay”. Although Gates seems very happy for his absurd accomplishment, there’s still a very good chance that Gates’ child will be born with a disability.

In Gates’s defense, he didn’t know they were related when they first starting smushing. Then when his grandmother told him the news he just decided the s*x was too good to let something like shared genetics stand in the way of it continuing. We’ll just let Gates explain…

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