Kanye and Kim Plans For a Genetically Modified Baby


After their controversial decision to use only male embryos during Kim Kardashian’s IVF treatment to conceive their second child, the couple is at it again. The reality tv star announced that she and West are planning to genetically engineer the ultimate Kardashian/West offspring.

“Most parents want a healthy baby and they don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl,” said Dr. Lura Swan, an OB/GYN at Northwestern University. “However, if you have a choice between a smart kid or a kid that can’t make it past the six grade, most parents are going to pick the better quality sperm.”

According to the report, the couple paid a whopping $4.5 million to extract DNA from Einstein’s brain, which is being stored at the National Museum of Health and Medicine in Silver Springs, Maryland. They have reportedly requested DNA from Scarlett Johansson, Beyoncé Knowles, And Louis Farrakhan.


“We’re planning to call our 3rd child Yeezus,”said Kim. “He will be a literal genius, magnificent singer and the most beautiful face you’ve ever seen. I think with all the DNA we can potentially collect, we will have ourselves a world leader. ”

The process, which is expected to take 18 – 22 months, will take the genetic material of the “chosen ones” and place it into Kim’s egg, whose own genetic material will be removed. With the complete genomic material, the cells will develop into an embryo.

It will divide into multiple cells and that embryo will be placed into her uterus to develop into a fetus and ultimately into baby Yeezus. We can expect to see their new arrival in 2019, right before Kanye West’s run for the 2020 Presidential elections.

Urban Entertainment