Google’s New Brain Implant Microchip


San Francisco – Google has announced the market launch of its new Google BrainChip, ” a technology that will allow humanity to accelerate its merger with robotics” ensures its Executive Chairman, Eric Schmidt.

“No need to start your car remotely, send an email to a business partner or order pizza anymore, Google BrainChip will do it for you ” assures us the specialist in futuristic technologies. “The BrainChip is designed to predict in advance what you want to eat, who to invite or not to invite to dinner and what to shop for “.

Google BrainChip will be available on the market starting this May at a cost of $ 10,000 per implant, but prices should fall rapidly with increasing demand”, assures a spokesman of the sales department.

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