GIRL ON ‘FEMALE VIAGRA’ CRASHES INTO BUILDING WHILE MASTURBATING

A Kentucky teenager who has crashed her parents’ vehicle into the house of a citizen of Warren County has admitted she was under the influence of alcohol, ecstasy, and counterfeit female Viagra.

The 17-year-old, whose name has not been disclosed by authorities, told officials she had lost control of the parked vehicle after she had an “uncontrollable urge to masturbate” according to the official Bowling Green Police Department report.

The young woman allegedly lost control of the parked vehicle after inserting the gear shift inside her vagina in what she described herself as an ultimate attempt to “stop being horny.”

“It seems apparent the intake of alcohol and drugs were responsible for this person to be extremely sexually aroused and partake in sexual intercourse with the gear shift and lose control of the vehicle” Deputy Sheriff, Jeff Maloney, told reporters.

Deputy Sheriff Jeff Maloney of the Bowling Green Police Department hopes minors and adult drivers alike will heed his warning not to mix alcohol and drugs with driving which “can end with dramatic consequences such as in this case,” he said during a press conference.

“I should never have allowed her to leave the party in that state but she kept rubbing her genitals on every doorknob. She was totally out of control,” one friend of the teenager told a reporter when reached by phone.

The teenager who had indulged in several drugs and alcohol at a local party the night of the accident was told by a number of people to leave after she was acting like “a cat in heat” and “rubbing her ass on the floor” according to another attendee of the party.

The young woman who was brought into the Bowling Green Medical Center for medical attention early in the morning showed no sign of health complications, said doctors.

Under Kentucky state law, the minor’s driver’s license will be revoked until she reaches 18 and may be required to attend mandatory alcohol or drug treatment.

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