DNA Reports Confirms Meryl Streep is Future’s Biological Mother

Future’s Biological Mother

According to DNA reports, Rapper Future was adopted and his birth mother is famed actress Meryl Streep.

Future was born with the name Nayvadius Wilburn in Atlanta, Georgia on November 20th, 1983, but that name has now been legally changed to Nayvadius Cash.

Lots of people were paid to hide the truth about Meryl sleeping with Futures father “STR8ROLL CASH” aka STR8, a well known pimp of New York. The story goes STR8 Cash was pimpin hard in NYC and had a secret affair in the city at the Mayfair Hotel and this resulted in Meryl being pregnant with baby future.

STR8ROLL’s ex Hoe Honeycutt explained “your hair grows on your head every single day but you don’t feel it? That’s what it’s like being with him before you know it your hair is down your back, and Meryl just could not resist the Pimpin.”

Back then, world was not so accepting of black and white relationships, so Meryl decided to break if off with Str8roll and went into hiding for nine months until baby future was born and gave him up for adoption with a gold locket chain with an inscription on the back that said:

“My Son, you are the Future, I will see you when the world is a better place – M S”

At age 12 Nayvadius Cash’s adoptive parents gave him the gold locket and who his mother is, and that’s where he got the name Future from.

Future confirmed this said:

“I mean why everybody think I did an album with Drake? Come on now Bi-Racials stick together we da Future, you do what u want when u poppin”

We spoke to Future’s ex Ciara and asked her did she know who his real mother is and she said:

“The rumors are definitely true, that’s why he can’t settle with a black woman, his momma is white and he’s searching for a snow bunny, he’s saving that ring for a Becky not us that’s why I left”

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