COUPLE DRIVES CAR INTO HOUSE WHILE ATTEMPTING 69 SEX POSITION WHILE DRIVING

A Mississippi couple was arrested by Brookhaven Police on Sunday when they drove their car into a Gordon Heights home.

Officers responded to reports of the crash at a home on Auburn Drive in Brookhaven Sunday night around 11 p.m.

Residents of the house quickly rescued the two partially naked passengers before the police could arrive on the scene.

According to eyewitness testimony, both passengers were allegedly locked into a sexual position and showed signs of advanced intoxication to alcohol but also possibly crystal meth.

“They were both half-naked and the woman was upside down with her butt on the steering wheel and he had his face in the woman’s genitals, like in a 69 position,” one resident told reporters visibly surprised.

Hunter Gibbons, 56, and Ashley White, 19, were arrested for driving under the influence. Police said tests showed that Gibbons blew close to 27.5 times the legal limit for alcohol. A crack cocaine pipe was also found in the car as well as crystal meth.

“It took us several minutes to release the man’s genitals from the woman’s mouth because her jaw seemed to have broken and swollen during the accident,” resident Sam Harris told reporters still visibly in shock.

Both passengers were taken to a Brookhaven hospital by emergency responders and treated for non-life-threatening injuries.

Gibbons and White admitted to Brookhaven officers that they liked to have sex in their car on multiple occasions and did not know it was illegal.

Several sex toys were also found in the car, including anal beads, a strap-on, and a 22-inch-long dildo as well as a copy of the Bible according to the official police report.

Gibbons and White could also face incest charges as they are related and Mississippi state law prohibits sexual relations between first cousins.

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