2,000 Dead in Bloodiest Black Friday


According to emergency personnel, early estimates indicate that more than 2,000 Americans were killed this past weekend (Bloodiest Black Friday).  First responders reporting from retail stores all across the nation said the Thanksgiving shopping spree carnage began as early as midnight on Friday, when thousands of shoppers were reportedly trampled, pummeled, burned, stabbed, shot, lanced, and brutally beaten to death while attempting to participate in early holiday sales events.


As the weekend of sales drew to a close, ambulances could be seen circling the now empty and completely ravaged shopping complexes as they searched for signs of life, while clean-up crews worked to clear the rubble, overturned cars, and large pools of blood from local Kohl’s and Macy’s parking lots. Some groups of people are also caught today having fights related to friday’s revenge. Police said that they’ve arrested 167 people more.

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