SICHUAN, CHINA – Paleontologists of the Linyi University’s Institute of Geology and Paleontology made an astonishing discovery. They have discovered a 10-meter (33 feet) long mummified pen*s, it is belived to be at least 12 thousand years old.
Dr Xing Xu and Dr Xiaoting Zheng, have unearthed the gigantic reproductive organ of a previously unknown dinosaur, near the town of Zidong, in a region literally known as a “cemetery of dinosaurs”.
This new species has been named Phallosaurus or Xīyì dà yīnjīng, which means “lizard with a large pen*s”, as the size of its genital organs exceeds, by far, that of any other known species.
Dr Xu said:
Just like bulls, Xīyì dà yīnjīng had a fibro-elastic pen*s containing only a small amount of erectile tissue, this means that there was little enlargement after erection and that pen*s was quite rigid, even when non-erect. Therefore, males of that species of dinosaurs, had to walk around with 10-meter long pen*ses hanging between their legs, all the time!
Many belive that the size of its pen*s could have been a serious hindrance for this strange dinosaur, but the experts believe, on the contrary, that it could have been the species main tool and defense system.
“Its large s*xual organ was possibly used as much as a weapon as for reproductive reasons,” adds Dr. Zheng. “We believe that the phallosaurus certainly used its large s*xual organ to intimidate predators. It might also have been used in other ways during the mating process.”
The title of the world’s largest pen*s today, goes to the blue whale, which has a pen*s measuring up to two meters in length. If we consider the size of the reproductive organ proportionally to the size of the animal’s body, the title is won by the barnacle, as this small crustacean has a pen*s of more than 1.5 times his body length.