Woman Arrested For Biting Off Dog’s Balls

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BOONE COUNTY – Audrey Ranch, 62 have been arrested after she hurts her son’s pit bull and bit off the dogs’ test*cle

A neighbor and a witness said:

The dog’s name is Pedro, this crazy lady just bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard, Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out.

Realizing the police had been called and knowing she had time to hide (it is a 35 minute drive to her house), Mrs. Ranch dug a hole to bury the dog.

Officers from the Boone County Sheriff’s Office arrived, unburied Ranch and arrested her without incident.

Ranch explained her actions to police: “My son ate all the meat and I had warned him if he ate all the meat, I’d eat his dog.”

The dog underwent emergency surgery and is expected to make a full recovery. Ranch is facing charges of aggravated animal cruelty.

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