After 15 Years, Wife Finds Out Husband was Using “Toy”

Wife is divorcing her husband after learning that he was using a ‘toy’ in the dark the whole time…

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According to reports, Sarah Sanders is divorcing her husband of 15 years of marriage after finding out he was using a dild0 during love making the entire time.

“YEA I USED A DILD0 IT WAS A STRAP ON I WORE IT UNDER MY JEANS, BUT TELL HER TO EXPLAIN HOW SHE GOT PREGNANT? CUZ THAT KID DAMN SURE AIN’T MINE” – said frustrated husband ‘Andre Sanders’ after leaving his now pregnant wife.

Mr. Sanders feels his wife was too overweight and after seeing that her hole was too open, he knew she wouldn’t be able feel anything.

“I KNEW SOMETHING JUST WASN’T RIGHT I MEAN WHENEVER HE CLIMAXED IT WOULD STAY THE SAME, AS FAR AS MY PREGNANCY I THINK I HAD A RIGHT TO STEP OUT ON OUR MARRIAGE BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THAT PLASTIC TOY WAS’NT SATISFYING ME I NEEDED THE REAL THING” — SARAH

Andre claims he could not satisfy his wife of 400 Pounds so he had to do what he had to do.

The pair is due in court next month to finalize the divorce as well as a paternity hearing to establish if it’s his child or not.

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