Teenager Commits Suicide Because His “Hotline Never Blinged”

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TORONTO, CANADA  – A teenager has reportedly committed suicide because according to his suicide note, his “hotline never blinged”.

Teyshaun Fields, 19, was found dead in his bedroom floor. Authorities arrived after Fields’ house after neighbors called 911, reporting unusual activity in Teyshaun’s room through his bedroom window.

“This is just sad… the guy killed himself because his hotline did not bling ever. Apparently the kid loves the song ‘Hotline Bling’ by Drake, and was angry that nobody ever called him. For God’s sake why couldn’t make this guy’s hotline, bling? If I had a daughter, I would’ve made her call him”. Officer Bryan Tanner told reporters.

Authorities revealed that Teyshaun’s method of suicide was ingestion of a deadly combination of pills, after finding multiple empty pill containers on the floor.  A suicide note on Teyshaun’s bedroom desk read:

“It’s time for me to leave this world, Drake said it can only mean thing whenever your hotline bling, but mine never does. I spend $100 a month on my phone bill for no reason, cause ain’t nobody ever talk to me. Take care y’all.”

The young teenager’s family is devastated by his death. Teyshaun’s mother refused to speak to reporters about her son’s death, all she told reporters is that “Drake is Satan”.

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