Marijuana Planet – A New Planet Discovered by NASA

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NASA’s Kepler Space Telescope has discovered a new planet this morning and scientists believe that its completely covered with marijuana.

NASA’s Kepler satellite has discovered a new planet “X69X/Marijuana Planet”, which is allegedly the one of the very few planets potentially habitable according to NASA experts, who have detected sufficient levels of oxygen and nitrogen to support human life. Other planets in habitable zone are all at least 40 percent larger in size than Earth and understanding their makeup is challenging. “X69X/Marijuana Planet” is more reminiscent of Earth.

NASA’s Astrophysics Division director Mr. David Charbonneau said:

The discovery of Kepler-X69X is a significant step toward finding worlds like our planet Earth. We always presume that people aren’t interested in science by anything but it’s false. We have been getting calls for information about this planet; mostly by young people love smoking pot.

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NASA’S Kepler satellite has discovered a new planet confirm experts.

The complete report and analyses generated by Kepler lead us to believe that the level of TetraHydroCannabinol (THC) in these marijuana plants is 6000% higher than the plants found on Earth. If that doesn’t motivate young people to explore space, I don’t know what will,” admits the expert, clearly enthusiastic.

This planet is also being called a true Earth-twin – Because its a Earth-size planet orbiting within the habitable zone of a sun-like star. The Kepler Space Telescope, which simultaneously and continuously measured the brightness of more than 150,000 stars, is NASA’s first mission capable of detecting Earth-size planets around stars like our sun.

“Imagine if it takes 12 years to travel from one planet to another, let’s just say it’s going to be a very long trip. You better have rolled yourself a couple of joints for the road,” he admits with humor.

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