Christian Group Predicts The World Will End “This Wednesday”

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According to the Christian group, there’s a strong likelihood the world will end on this Wednesday.

The news comes as a welcome relief to those of us hopelessly mired in credit card debt or engaged to someone we don’t really love, as the accuracy of the Christan Group’s prediction is very high.

“According to what the Bible is presenting it does appear that this Wednesday will be the day that God has spoken of: in which, the world will pass away,” Chris, the leader and founder of the group said.“It’ll be gone forever. Annihilated.”

Chris said, that last Monday was actually the day that “God shut the door of heaven.” Now, he has claimed that “Coming Wednesday” is the last day of the harvesting/ingathering.

That day marks exactly 1,600 days since last prediction, and since the number 1,600 is referenced in Revelation 14:20 in the context of Judgment Day the group argued that on Wednesday “that God will gather into heaven all the precious fruit of all those He has saved and complete the destruction of all those He did not save.”

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“There’s a very strong likelihood that this will happen,” Chris said, hedging his bets by adding, “Which means there’s an unlikely possibility that it will not.”

Even though we’re pretty sure the Christan Group is correct this time around, it might not be a bad idea to do some last-minute flossing, just in case.

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